February 2010
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The 52nd Annual Grammy Awards
I must say, this is probably the BEST one I’ve seen so far.
Congratulations to everyone!! :P
January 2010
65 posts
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda
(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
Senator Pimentel--Shame on you!
joserizal:
jimparedes:
In an official senate ethics hearing on Villar’ alleged double insertion on the C5 extension project,
ROXAS : I had no insertions, period…Let alone an insertion for a road to pass through any such property..”
PIMENTEL: Well, I am sure that after your marriage, you had some insertions”.
ROXAS:That is an affront on my wife (Korina Sanchez), Mr. President!”.
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My Emotional Trashbin →
I changed my layout just because I got tired of the old one. Heeeee. :))
Confused
If you love someone, you have to set them free.
If you love someone, you have to fight for them no matter what.
ANO BA TALAGA?
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I want this type of love.
injinious:
anthonyyyq:
The type where we could totally fuck around, scream, shout, push, shove and after about 5 minutes end up cuddling. The type where I could call you at 3 in the morning and you answer because you were debating to call me too. The type of love where you call me when I’m playing video games, or doing something, and I completely stop just to talk to you, and you do the same....
14201.) I've got a super duper obsession/addiction...
blogsecret:
Wherever I am, I think of the internet. It’s not like I spend hours on this, I only spend like 2 hours a day but still. No one knows my addiction because I know well how to act cool and shit, you know? Whenever I have a problem with the imternet connection or the computer system itself, I get the worst panic atacks and I cannot think of anything else. AM I FUCKIN’ ALONE?
Glad to...
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